The doctor checked my eyeballs just
to see that I saw straight
then checked my throat with popsicles
that he already ate.

And then he looted through my nose
and found that it was bare;
he hoped to find my boogies but
I flicked them on his chair.

And when the doctor checked my ears,
his eyes got rather wide.
He shrieked and looked at me and then
he looked right back inside!

“It seems to me that in your ears,
I can't believe my eyes,
I spy a case of polka dots
that's speckling the skies...
Though I just can’t believe it for
it all seems quite absurd!
A cowboy with a water gun
whose swimming from a bird?
Pirate ships and rocket ships
and hippos wearing ties,
lights and noise and drummer boys
and grandma in disguise!
And in the back the jelly beans
play poker on the moon?
We must get this all fixed!” he said
“we must get this fixed soon!”

He fumbled through his desk drawers and
he found his suck-o-matic.
“Now this won’t hurt a bit,” he said,
as sparks flew from the static.

“They’ll want to do some tests on it
and find some explanation”
I threw my hands over my ears,
“That’s MY imagination!”