Magic Phantom Gravy ManThere once was a magic phantom gravy man, born from a steamy bucket of goop and goodness. Simple ingredients and fantasmic love had come together to form this rather awkward and amorphous young chap. Shapeless and undefined, perhaps, but excited and independent nonetheless, Gravy Man saw a need in the world, and acted good-heartedly upon it. Santa Clause, the Easter Bunny, and even old Uncle Sam himself had once stepped up to the same great and honorable plate. But what about the holiday that (quite literally) filled the biggest plate of all? Thanksgiving needed a spokesman.Magic Phantom Gravy Man
Not to say the kindergarteners with colorful hand-turk
Lord of the WormsI dug in the morning with the dew still free I dug in the yard, right behind the old oak tree I sprang from my bed to go dig up worms I tossed ‘em in the bucket where they like to squirmLord of the Worms
Dig then, wherever you may be For I am the Lord of the Worms said he I will lead you all in a fishing jubilee I will lead you all, won’t you dig with me?
I hopped on my shovel for the slugs and ants I asked them for their help, but they didn’t take the chance I called to all the birdies soaring over lawn But when they left, all my worms were gone
Dig th
Ugly Cat PillowOnce upon a time there was an ugly cat pillow. It had terrible mismatched button eyes that made kids drop their lollipops and passersby do a double take. Its tail was stuffed with the lumpiest cotton you ever did see, while its side was patched up from the time someone slid their chair legs over it. Ugly Cat Pillow was just dusting, when SCREEEEECH!! Under the light, under the needle… guts, threads, and frays—the moment of truth. Ugly Cat Pillow liked to think of itself a hero of the hardwood floors; and bearing with him forever, the great patch of courage.Ugly Cat Pillow
Anyway, those were the old days when Ugly Cat Pillow was
Wisconsin BerryWisconsin Berry smoked revolution mixed into the tobacco ash on the end of her cigarette.Wisconsin Berry
She held a passionlessly cold and calculating fear in the cold sweat beneath her skin.
She thought the revolt would be televised, an uninterrupted feed of homicidal eyes
Two flares of rage beneath the black tarpaulin sky. Big Brother intervened.
Wisconsin Berry took a chainsaw to a telephone pole and dodged the unnatural electrical jolts.
She held power paintballed into her bone dry lungs, bolts of cancerous masses.
She laughed mechanically, maniacally, a
one month?!
Affection
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This sentance is in German when you're not looking.
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It's kinda like being shot out of a cannon in slow motion.
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AFOOT and light-hearted, I take to the open road.
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AFOOT and light-hearted, I take to the open road.
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